Fuck Yeah Core Wheatley
Why am i sexually attracted to this metallic ball?
Anonymous

aperturemurder:

For my fellow dorks, geeks, nerds, whatevers, who also happen to get off on a certain blue-eyed and British personality core.

Watch until the very end, I added a tiny little surprise.

Psst. That thing he does with his optic on the word ‘sheets’, that was intentional. That was very much intentional. Just thought you should know.

His Turn

stillalivedoingscience:

Read here

(Rated M, ~1,500 words only)

Description: Short Chelley oneshot, prompt was for Wheatley experiencing pleasure. NSFW with not-evil!chassis Wheatley

this is my life

and these r my choices

iflyingpotato:

I think this is my first wheatley drawing I’m satisfied with.

iflyingpotato:

I think this is my first wheatley drawing I’m satisfied with.

stillalivedoingscience:

apeturemurder:

This kind of thing is what you’re following me for.

How does that make you feel?

I don’t even know how many seconds it was until I quit oh god maybe like the 3rd time I… oh no

797 plays

stillalivedoingscience:

apeturemurder:

Wheatley at half speed.

no

stillalivedoingscience:

apeturemurder:

This song pretty accurately describes my feelings for Wheatley.

I tried. I tried I really did. I tried to look at the screen I tried to watch this but I couldn’t

I tried so hard, and got so far what 0.5 seconds what, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter

because I am a piec of shit and this ruined my life

i can’t stop fucking laughing seriously this isn’t even the ~worst parts~ of the game and i still can’t post this without dying of laughter

who the fuck thought these screens + this moron + testing was a good idea it was not a good idea jfc CLEARLY